Beschrijving

Welcome to nursing school—where caffeine is your lifeline, sleep is a distant memory, and your ability to suppress panic is just as important as your GPA.

If you’re about to start nursing school (or you’re knee-deep in it and wondering what fresh hell you’ve signed up for), this book is your new best friend. Vitals Are Stable, But I’m Not is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival guide that tells you what nursing professors won’t—like how to make it through clinicals without looking like a lost puppy, why NCLEX questions are written by evil masterminds, and how to keep your cool when your patient (or instructor) starts spiraling.

Inside this book, you’ll find:

• How to pass exams without selling your soul to caffeine gods
• The truth about clinicals (spoiler: it’s not Grey’s Anatomy)
• Mastering test questions designed to make you doubt your existence
• Coping mechanisms for when your brain says \