Beschrijving
TABLE OF CONTENTSForeword by Senator Lorenzo M. Tañada – p7CHAPTER 1. Make My Day is a morality play – p8CHAPTER 2. The TECHNOQUACK Series – p10CHAPTER 3. Elena Lim of Sony – p11Part 1. Robin Padilla’s marbles can be crushed by Bea Lucero – p11Part 2. Elena Lim and the mother of all scams – p13Part 3. Town Crier Elena and what Tommy’s got! – p15Part 4. Elena Lim of Sony, Tiger Prawns and Kia – p17CHAPTER 4. George Canseco, composer – p21Part 1. The music makers, the dreamers of dreams – p21Part 2. George Canseco’s sheer poetry – p22Part 3. Kapantay ay langit, as infinite, as timeless as the stars! – p23Part 4. Ngayon at K was a greater hit than Kapantay ay Langit – p24Part 5. Please deny it or I’ll die of a broken heart! – p25Part 6. You are God’s gift in answer to all my prayers – p26Part 7. Lost youth, forgotten dreams, things that might have been – p27CHAPTER 5. Alejandro Roces – p28Part 1. Jesuits thought Anding too dumb to learn Latin – p28Part 2. Cock of St. Peter, a story by a peeping Tom – p29Part 3. Anding Roces’ Cock Tales – p30Part 4 Upon Peter’s rocks will he build his search – p31Part 5. “Hoy Anding, ikaw ang nag patay kay Rizal” – p32Part 6. Anding recovered the stolen Noli, Fili and Ultimo Adios – p33Part 7. Drop Dead, Anding! – p34Part 8. Boxing champ Anding was beaten twice by the same girl – p35Part 9. If your shit sinks, you’re sunk! – p36CHAPTER 6. Ambassador J. V. Cruz – p37Part 1. A Letter From J. V. Cruz – p37Part 2. A part of my life died with JV Cruz – p40Part 3. JV Cruz and I discovered Romulo’s plagiarism – p42Part 4. JV Cruz, bon vivant, messenger to God – p43CHAPTER 7. Spanish Ambassador Herminio Morales – p44Part 1. Is the Ambassador a nut or a klepto?? – p44Part 2. The cad and bounder who ruins a girl’s life and career – p45Part 3. ¡El Embajador tiene que estar mal de coco! – p47Part 4. As a party guest, he wanted to rearrange the furniture – p48CHAPTER 8. Vestal Julie Yap Daza throws flowers to the moon – p49CHAPTER 9. Ochsner, Smouse and Smulczenski are poltroons – p50CHAPTER 10. Jess’ heart in the navel of a fly – p53CHAPTER 11. Roy Prosterman, CIA Agent – p56Part 1. Prosterman was threatened with orchiectomy – p56Part 2. The New Poor are the most dangerous of revolutionaries – p58CHAPTER 12. Bantay ng Bayot and our future president – p60CHAPTER 13. The Lipa Story – p62Part 1. Congregation of saints at Mercy’s house – p62Part 2. Bible miracles laos na, we need miracles of our very own – p63CHAPTER 14. Pirates And Taxes Bury A Dying Industry – p64CHAPTER 15. The genius of the Filipino race – p66Part 1. Asians are brighter than the white race – p66Part 2. How does one recognize a gifted child? – p67Part 3. Parental nurturing of the gifted baby – p67Part 4. History and evolution of race determines its collective IQ – p69Part 5. Surpassing the bounds of possible achievement – p69Part 6. Homo Saps are drips of the first water – p70Part 7. Miguel Carandang, musical genius, Renaissance boy – p71Part 8. There are more important forms of genius other than IQ – p73CHAPTER 16. A 10-year-old can operate a computer better than Gus – p74CHAPTER 17. The demise of the high and the mighty – p77Part 1. Sad stories of the death and fall of kings – p77Part 2. The death of Ninoy, the electoral defeat of Macapagal – p78(more inside)
